the secret is out
I’m actually kojima
I’m aware I haven’t updated this blog in months but look we have to talk about this “guys with stubble and brown hair that swooshes a little over the left eye” thing because I don’t know how long I can keep this up
(I’m also aware he’s based on an actual actor so maybe it’s not fair but please… just no more hair swoosh.)
Good day, my dear friends and followers. Today I am announcing the official launch of the long-awaited Silent Hill 9 Kickstarter! For too long, the Silent Hill series has been sullied by D̡I̧͟ŖT͡͝Ý͢҉ ̢A̡̢͏M̛E͏̧R͘͢I̸͘K҉A̛NS̶͡, who simply do not understand what Silent Hill is truly about. So now, I have decided to take a stand. As a true fan, I shall produce the next installment of the series, staying true to the roots of Silent Hill, while also bringing my own fresh and original ideas that will surely make the series great again.
The plot follows a young man by the name of Jamie, seeking to find his long lost DAUGHTER, who is MAYBE DEAD, but KINDA ALIVE. But where is this someone???? In the dark lands of SILENT HILL, OF COURSE!!!! Along the way, he runs into a crazy cast of characters, including a young lady named Martha, whom he teams up with in order to defeat the monsters that plague the town. But, somethin’ WEIRD is going on, so it’s up to Jamie and the gang to figure out what true secrets lie within this supposed “”“resort”“” “”“town”“”.
Silent Hill 9 will include many riveting features, including:
Silent Hill may have been DISGRACED by being in the wrong hands, but I assure you that I can save this franchise yet. Having visited Tokyo once for 3 days, I know I am fully in tune with Japanese Horror and Team Silent’s original vision. Please consider contributing to this project, and I promise that I will bring quality back into this beloved series.
Thank you, and I soon hope to ｂｅｇｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｃｌｅａｎｓｉｎｇ
I meant to do this for like the last two years and I forgot every single time and this year I finally remembered but now these are all over the place so I probably look like a hack.
(no harry because I didn’t have time/lazy. just remember that harry will forever be in all of our hearts this valentine’s day and beyond.)
for the very unfortunate people who may have no idea what this is, please enlighten yourself here.
ALTERNATE JOKE I CAME UP WITH LIKE FIVE MINUTES AFTER I FINISHED THE ABOVE: