I meant to do this for like the last two years and I forgot every single time and this year I finally remembered but now these are all over the place so I probably look like a hack.
(no harry because I didn’t have time/lazy. just remember that harry will forever be in all of our hearts this valentine’s day and beyond.)
I don’t know where I was going with this uhhhh
for the very unfortunate people who may have no idea what this is, please enlighten yourself here.
ALTERNATE JOKE I CAME UP WITH LIKE FIVE MINUTES AFTER I FINISHED THE ABOVE:
exclusive sneak peek of silent hill 9
the protagonist is me. pyramid head makes a return and now symbolically represents my unrelenting laziness. critics give it a 12/10.